My alarm went off this morning at 6:30 am, and I promptly re-set it for 9:00 am, even though I had promised myself I would get up and cram for my exam tomorrow- because I know if I started studying at 6:30, it really meant I would dick around on the computer until 7:30 or 8:00, and then I would probably take 20 minute breaks for every hour of studying. Obviously, this meant I needed to get started early. This plan didn't work out.

At around 7:15 am, 45 minutes after I resolutely screwed myself by re-setting my alarm, I woke up to the most painful charlie horse I think I've ever had.

As I lay whimpering into the pillow, I wondered if maybe this was karma- some sort of subconscious bodily function that was telling me to get the fuck up and study. I thought this for about a minute. When the worst of the pain subsided, I, of course, passed out again until 9:00 am.

I don't know whether to be disgusted or resigned at my lack of discipline. It's not like it comes as much of a surprise.

My calf still feels tight and burning. Hopefully it will stop me from falling asleep on my keyboard.