No doubt everyone's making posts about this, so I won't bore you. Succinctness is the name of the game.

I am so happy.

For a moment I can pretend I'm not a cynical asshole who thinks most Americans are bigoted morons who are afraid of higher education, tolerance, and common decency.

I was so upset that I had to work tonight, until Obama won and people were streaming off campus and through the streets in droves, screaming, cheering, pounding on the windows of the shop until my boss (also an Obama supporter) insisted we go out for a minute and join them.

"We shouldn't be doing this. We could probably get fired for it," she said with a huge grin on her face, jumping up and down.

It made me want to hug the world.

And now, you're about to get Barackrolled.




HAPPY PRESIDENCY, BARACK OBAMA!!!!!