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SWEET BABY JESUS, NOOOOOO!!!!

 Some of you may remember how my friends and I have an ironic Christian Rock Band. If you don't, check out these tastefully understated dramatic photos from our album cover:





Awesome, no?

However, in a horrifyingly incomprehensible move, Our Lord has Smote (Smited?) the Mighty Effigy of Himself.

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It's just... I don't even. I feel like I don't even have to make fun of this- the comedy writes itself. XD

EDIT: Also, I love this quote from this article-->

“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched. “It’s the last thing I expected to happen.”


Perhaps it is a sign that the Almighty Ruler of the Universe doesn't give a shit about the sex lives of humans. Or perhaps it's a sign that Our Lord and Savior is merely a figment of our overly-childish imaginations. Just sayin'. :D

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oywidapoodles
Jun. 16th, 2010 08:46 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA That's amazing.

Love everyone looking off in a different direction. Super cool.
baka_sensei
Jun. 16th, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC)
We're contemplating the Love of Jesus for the Sons of His Father. His Father who is Himself. Ouch. My brain. That's why we have to look off in different directions. The contemplation is intense.
chocolate_frapp
Jun. 16th, 2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
there's something very South Parkian about the whole thing.
baka_sensei
Jun. 16th, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah, we totally copied that episode when making these photos. Hahaha.
chocolate_frapp
Jun. 16th, 2010 09:00 pm (UTC)
I thought so. hey, wanna read my House/South Park crossover fic?
baka_sensei
Jun. 16th, 2010 09:23 pm (UTC)
Sure, link me. :D
fide_et_spe
Jun. 16th, 2010 09:43 pm (UTC)
Thank God you made your album cover first! I've just put this story on Facebook, it's fantastic. Oh the irony.
neonnchrome1123
Jun. 17th, 2010 12:23 am (UTC)
This reminded me of you instantly. Even before I remembered these pictures.

I think that means you've done a good job.
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