( CAPSLOCK FLAILING BECAUSE OF THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE )
*ahem*

Sorry, had to squee.  And if you blinked you would have missed him, but Jeff Lewis (Vork in The Guild) was in tonight's episode.  I freaked out a little.  One of those weird things when worlds collide, especially since I met Jeff at Blizzcon.  I'll post a real fandom post tomorrow.

In a squee that no one will understand, someone on trademe just listed a litter of mini lop x enderby island rabbits. Sadly no pictures yet. *wants pictures*

Title: They Come in Pairs
Series: Mutual Service
Author: Kei
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A sunny day brings questions that desperately need answers as the team races to catch a serial killer before he strikes again... or unleashes the very essence of death upon Cardiff.

[Part One | Interlude (rated R) | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four]

Last night was sitcom night. I was starting to almost think that The Big Bang Theory could be kind of amusing when the group of not conventionally attractive guys decided that they should go to a bar to wait until the hot girls were drunk enough to have sex with them, because dubious consent is hilarious. And one of them managed to score! But in a crazy twist, he woke up the next morning to find himself in bed with a not conventionally attractive girl and was horrified. LOL LOL!

Yeah, I'm oversensitive. Sometimes it's a pain because it really detracts from being able to enjoy half the mass media.

These are updates from my twitter account. If you'd like some actual blog entries, add my on Myspace! My screenname is EGGVIP!

09:58 USM BSU = you cant scare me away. I'm a stubborn heathen! #

10:43 @wmeg yo black girl! #

13:28 My graphic design teacher wears a corset! #

13:45 Havent eaten @ all today so I shouldnt try to go for a run. Drat drat drat. #

13:50 @wmeg cuz i need vitamenz n meanarils #

13:54 @wmeg cuz he's a lier that will take yo nuts whilst u poo #

14:03 RT @ASamantha: #fact Karl Lagerfeld was H&M's 1st Guest Designer in 2005. Shit sold out in under 10 minutes #

14:03 I Believe In A Thing Called Love" ♫ blip.fm/~g5hqg #

14:54 Woooo you guys r lucky @wmeg and I are txting instead of tweeting #

15:12 @bevurlee: "Offered a hot chocolate delivery but I can't go down and get it!" Sounds like a reluctant lesbo w a black girlfriend #

15:13 FUCK YEAH PRINCE CHARMING! fuckyeahprincecharming.tumblr.com/ #

15:15 I'm laughing my butt off @ this bit.ly/2h9bvJ blame @bighesse for me even finding this site #

15:19 @wmeg caption: Pixar Lied To Me bit.ly/13TGBp that poor puppy #

15:21 @wmeg yup #

15:22 @wmeg That's waht the caption on the site said. I thought it was sad ;.; #

15:27 bit.ly/veQq9 isn't this against some animal cruelty law? I'm serious. #

17:10 @magnulus @magnulus @magnulus #

17:22 @magnulus Thanks? To @wmeg? For being a jealous bitch?! #

17:32 @magnulus we only gots us sum wind and sprinkleh rainz #

17:33 @wmeg you look like englebert humperdink #

20:15 @Magnulus: bit.ly/CuZ7z #

20:33 I would like to have a tantrum about FF3 but I love it so hard. #

20:45 I'm never gonna beat the final boss. I am a lamer. #

21:45 HGTV keeps me in college. @HGTVofficial #

21:53 I want an Italian inspired kitchen interior with brick detail but I wonder how hard that would be to clean. I'm a wall-wiper on boring days. #

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I'm trying to get back into the LJ-thing and it's hard for me because I'm laaaaaaaaazy once I'm done with life and class. Documenting the daily grind only adds to the grind. grr grr grr


So... no real update.

Just deleted scenes from Half Blood Prince

These are updates from my twitter account. If you'd like some actual blog entries, add my on Myspace! My screenname is EGGVIP!

11:02 RT @dianaful: And the gingerbread latte from Starbucks is not that great. I should have stick to my green tea hot latte... #

11:03 Hello Everyone! I just paid a doctor to tell me "You're still about as good as you're gonna get." Oh well, @ least I went, for once. #

11:14 @wmeg if what doesnt work? #

13:06 How 2 get a guy (or 5): tell all of them u love them most and that the other 4 abuse u. #

13:16 @holyflabberpoo unless you just got a flood of txts from days ago I have no idea who #

13:17 @silvershinigami they suck but u should read #

17:17 I want a lightsaber! #

19:51 I have 30% of my hair left to curl. Tempted to just shave that part off. #

00:14 Hung out at other school with @wmeg Yuka Mina Jin Wendy Daichi Daisuke Jacinth Ephraim (Stephen from my school made an appearance) #

00:14 Tomorrow I start my next drawing class! I'm frightened!!! She said we will have a lot of work to do, this term. #

00:49 Someone just ruined a celebrity for me by pointing out that he looks like Robert Pattinson. #

00:50 bit.ly/2bJ3JH never knew Ollie Edwards had a scar. #

00:59 I think I love Tilda Swinton as much as I love Angelina Jolie #

01:49 Jamie's wedding shower on Saturday will be super cute :3 #

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House, Season 6 episode 6: "Known Unknowns"

This is a liveblog. This means I will be editing this post throughout the episode, as I find interesting things to comment on. It will be public for up to a few days after air.

DISCLAIMER: I reserve the right to edit and/or delete anything you say. So don't be a moron.

( Ok, you caught me, I wasn't going to do one. )

These are updates from my twitter account. If you'd like some actual blog entries, add my on Myspace! My screenname is EGGVIP!

11:51 @missariell I'm glad you feel better <3 #

13:42 U decide 2 have a productive day & "beating that boss that killed U 9 times, ystrday" qualifies as an accomplishment. #uknowuragamerwhen #

13:42 ...not that I've actually accomplished that. #

13:48 AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO FREAKIN CUTE. CUTE. CUTE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bit.ly/1ahpRD #

13:49 You know you're a loser when your bff tweets (thereforemeaningtheyreawakeandyoucancallthem) and you jump up and do a jig. @wmeg u mah frin #

14:09 @wmeg You are now a part of district 9 #

14:12 @wmeg *gets the cocktail sauce ready* mmmhmmm you keep telling yourself that. #

20:11 Twitter, I'm booooooored ;o; #

21:06 I hate this video gaaaaaaame #

21:28 crawled back to my computer after organizing my closet. ORGANIZING MY CLOSET. WTF WAS I THINKING!?!?! #

22:55 fuck yeah divas! fuckyeahdivas.tumblr.com/ #

23:27 I love my Japanese Depeche Mode knock-offs #

23:27 Just figured out I don't actually have class tomorrow. Gonna sleep late? I hope? #

23:54 I knew I loved GPKISM for a reason. Kiku mixed a lot (most, all?) of their songs. <3 #

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[fic]
* A Lack of Color by aphrodite_mine (Pam, Karen, Jim/Pam)
* Ontario by Talkative (Jim/Pam, NC-17)
* Can't Help But Wantcha by myrifique (Ryan/Kelly/Erin, NC-17)
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[vids]
* Double Date deleted scenes one and two.

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* Thousand and One Words: Ryan Howard's photoblog.
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These are updates from my twitter account. If you'd like some actual blog entries, add my on Myspace! My screenname is EGGVIP!

11:33 bit.ly/4vxKFy giggidy #

11:33 I do the same, quite often! It improves flavor adn morale! RT @cupcakes: Wearing a pirate hat while I bake. Woot! #

12:22 Wow I'm like Daria or someshit. #

12:51 twitpic.com/on3ju - IMG00727.jpg #

13:49 twitpic.com/ondso - Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna doooooo #

19:19 twitpic.com/op0ii - Oh mall bathroom #

23:28 Addicted to a voice. Is this insane? #

04:45 Dear Twitter: I luv my nihhon-babies, South American DJ, and ... Fuzzy guy? #

04:45 Tonight was very random and weird, but we made the most of each transition! #

05:23 #notwhatitlookslike RT @BigHesse: great night, thanks @eggvip #

05:26 @missariell ???? #

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11:26 I don't remember the plot of "10 Things I Hate About You" at all. I was thinking about watching it, today. #

11:28 I'm starting 2 think I'm just losing weight in my legs. I dont look diffrnt. Well... my wrists look nice & I do have a clavicle, again #

11:31 #FollowFriday @usagiipyon @m0m0ko @taurusbombshell @missariell @michichan @tia_smiley @wmeg @KatrinaStrauss @bevurlee @sugarvenom @Magnulus #

12:11 I love Christian Soriano and despite not being fond of Payless, I kind of love this bag: bit.ly/ivRTl #

13:05 oh wow. I just kinda tossed things into a skillet and said "I'm hungry I'll eat whatever this turns into" and it's delicious! #

18:08 Just got asked on a date & accidentally gave the a gayest answer possible. So... @wmeg. Did U know U & I had plans w/ 5 Asian girls? #

18:13 RT @Magnulus: I'm gonna play some fucking Motorstorm right about now. (funk soul brother) #

18:23 teehee 'BAMA'S PRESIDENT NYAO bit.ly/2iclyv @samphemina #

18:23 teehee 'BAMA'S PRESIDENT NYAO bit.ly/2iclyv @blasphemina #

20:10 Is impressed by the amount of people willing to dangle on the same hook for years at a time. #

20:27 All booze ads should look like Jameson ads. That commercial is fanceh. #

20:36 I tweet way 2 much abt commercials. Like the AT&T lost dog ad that is super cute #

21:01 Kid next door has bongos. I know it's only 9pm, but bongos after sundown should be a crime. #

21:12 Shoulda skipped that nap and bothered @wmeg #

21:17 @wmeg I was wondering if id said bye or not #

00:10 @silvershinigami Your subconcious was trying to wash the pepsi off. #

00:32 THIS IS SADLY ACCURATE. bit.ly/4rOg8n #

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I am catching up on the latest episode of Supernatural. I about had an aneurysm when the title card informed me that the episode was taking place in Wellington, OH. My parents' best friends live there, and as a kid I spent a few weeks every summer visiting that tiny village.

I am already thrown by the mention of the "high country" and "woods" that are supposedly there. It's all flat and farmland. Honestly, show, I know Wellington is a small village, but would it hurt you to purchase a topography map?

I will update this further as the show goes on.

EDIT: There are no hotels in Wellington. Seriously. You'd have to go to the next little town over. Elyria or Oberlin. That's one of the things I remember about being there as a kid, is that we always had to drive like half an hour to go shopping or to the movies. Also, no "old paper mill". Used to be a lot of cheese factories, however. ;-)

EDIT # 2

Also, Gabriel is full of shit. One of the big differences between angels and people, and one of the reasons Lucifer got so pissed at God, is that people have this little thing called "free will". They can choose their own paths. Dean and Sam are not destined to do anything. I don't care whose vessels they are.

I have said it before and I will say it again. If Sucky John ends up being some sort of vessel for God, I will be UBER pissed. YOU HEAR THAT KRIPKE?!?!

These are updates from my twitter account. If you'd like some actual blog entries, add my on Myspace! My screenname is EGGVIP!

10:35 I find it amusing when an advertisement plays before a movie trailer, online. Why I gotta watch a commercial to watch a commercial? #

10:38 @wmeg Judera is the best Watson. Yuka and HIroe deem it so. #

10:41 @wmeg I'm not particularly fond of him, but he definitely tickled my fancy in Wilde with @stephenfry #

10:46 @wmeg That means you haven't seen Wilde with @stephenfry I own it. You should come by and see it with me. Ignore Judera & enjoy. #

12:19 Is it cheating to continue last year's NaNoWriMo novel, this year? I just can't think of anything else. #

12:23 @wmeg you busy this afternoon? I promise I won't make u watch judera #

12:27 @wmeg I'm about to head to your library to read an art journal. I can meet you @ Cane's @ 2. #

12:28 @tia_smiley That is the most disgusting desire ever #

12:33 @wmeg @wmeg @eissej1331 Who mentioned cake? #

12:48 @eissej1331 U should insert "cake" into every sentence you say to them and when they ask you about it, look at them like they craaaaazeh. #

12:58 Doing anagram puzzles while trying to tweet makes me make vocabulary mistakes #

12:58 What's with the anti-abbreviation movement hipsters have going on? "Oh my god I HATE when people type "LOL" Well OMG I h8 when u spk. #

13:01 its a shame that language is so bastardized online that sum ppl think typing in cmplt sentences makes them look witty & intelligent. #

13:02 @KatrinaStrauss Hooray for balancing out! #

13:05 RESTUARANT CITY. WORK DAMN YOU WORK. *cries* #

13:08 @bighesse I fail @ words. You fail @ homework. #

13:10 Vowels will go extinct but SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS WILL LIVE FOREVER. #

13:12 2 show U how ive changed since I was 9, I had 2 google "tyrannosaurus" 2 make sure I was spelling it rt. 9 yr old me read abt them daily. #

13:30 Meet the Robinsons is a documentary of my future. I should start training the frogs, now. #

13:45 My mom and her boyfriend just terrorized the neighbor kids, together. They're so adorably old and evil. #

18:55 Ate lunch w @wmeg and @bighesse, earlier #

19:09 Just left the mall. Was girly w @wmeg #

19:47 Guys: when u dress up, girls look @ u. Don't scratch yur balls. #

19:54 @wmeg I could teach you... But there will be blooooood #

19:57 If ne1 tries 2 convince u Im nt ditzy, they lie. Unless its me. Then I wnt u 2 hire me. #

01:46 hre & thr I get a lot of flack 4 my luv of art but lack of desire 2 B an artist. w/out ppl lk me, ALL artists wld B starving. So. STFU. #

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